🎂 Ten Years of AO!

🎂 Ten Years of AO!

Ah, 2013. Life seemed simpler back then. We were rocking 📱 iPhone 5's, 🎞️ Iron Man 3 topped the box office, and a company called Tesla delivered 22.4k Model S's. We had one of those, VIN 4287. We ...
Eye4Fraud

Eye4Fraud

On March 6, 2023, Troy Hunt notified users of his website (HaveIBeenPwned) that Eye4Fraud ("E4F") experienced a data breach involving ~16M accounts.  Abstract Ocean trialed Eye4Fraud's service...
Refreshed Model X (and probably S) Updated Rear Screens
Model S Refresh

Refreshed Model X (and probably S) Updated Rear Screens

Important Note: Tesla has changed the rear screen in the 2023 Refreshed Model X to have a narrower bezel. Because we use a black screen print on these screen protectors, our current rear protector ...
TeslaBot (Optimus) Phone Wallpaper

TeslaBot (Optimus) Phone Wallpaper

Take your pick from the options below! Click on each thumbnail to view the full-res image in Google Photos, and then download it.      
VIN Decoder

VIN Decoder

As Tesla tend to make subtle (but important!) changes to their newer builds depending on the factory, you'll sometimes need to know where yours was manufactured. Luckily, there's an easy well to te...

Why, Tesla?

Unfortunately, we’ve been sent a cease-and-desist letter from Tesla Legal asking us to stop selling part of our portfolio. We are being forced to let go of some of our favorite and most popular pro...
Tesla Powerwall Saved Our Business!

Tesla Powerwall Saved Our Business!

OK, maybe the headline is a little hyperbolic, but the Tesla Powerwall allowed us to remain operational while everything around us was literally falling apart. We also learned a lot about the Power...
Everything you ever wanted to know about Screen Protectors

Everything you ever wanted to know about Screen Protectors

You may have noticed that we sell a few kinds of screen protectors. So, which one is right for you?
Attack Of The Clones

Attack Of The Clones

We discuss the rise of the clones on Amazon, and why they might be a false economy.